Near miss

You know the thing about a man and a corpse whom he took as his wifey. Strange but stranger still when I encountered a lady who has eyes but could not see. Nearly had a heart attack when she was adament enough to squeeze through a tiny space and nearly tripping my setup along with her stupidity.

Now I know. I will flee next time I see another. If it were a man, then just count his blessings cause the tripod will go to his head for a hard call!